THE STRAIGHT AND 

THE NARROW

So I was walking down the street the other day, 

you know, by the place by the thing, 

and in an empty shop window I saw a sign that said 

EARLY ADOPTER APPLY NOW. 


So I applied and it gave me a whole new direction. 

All that was required was 23 seconds of my time. 

EARLY ADOPTER APPLY NOW. 



Meanwhile, if you can lay your hands on 

12 traffic cones and a jigsaw, 

ROCKMAN ROCK has a project for you. 



THE MANUAL is all but kompletly pre-ordered.

If any copies remain they can be claimed here.

200 pages of illuminated instruction.

Second edition would be konsiderably smaller.


Answers to every question, 

just not neccessarily in the right order.



SOUNDING THE K-LINE

Get in line now, get in line now

Stay in time with the rhythm and rhyme

Get around town, get around town

Where the people look good, where the music is loud

Get around town, no need to stand proud

Add your voice to the sound of the crowd



THE K-LINE has been K-WALKED. 

The Old Straight Track has been unearthed and charged.


The SOUNDING OF THE K-LINE is step two of a 

twelve-step and 300 year plan.


The SOUNDING OF THE K-LINE across the River Thames and the River Mersey are to be considered as a priority.


A SOUNDING occurs when a VOCAL TAG is passed along 

THE K-LINE between two or more places.

Submissions require GPS coordinates from each location 

along THE K-LINE. They will be added to THE MAP.


Participants may take up THE SOUNDING BATON 

by starting at a previous SOUNDING location.


It has been suggested that an early morning sounding from TRANCENTRAL to BATTERSEA K-LINE POWER STATION would require a team of five SOUNDERS spaced 230 metres apart.


It is respectfully demanded that the streets of LIVERPOOL and BIRKENHEAD resonate with THE SOUNDING OF THE K-LINE on the weekend around November 23rd 2024.


THE K-LINE is the Official Energy Supplier to 

The KLF 2323 World Tour.


More will be revealed in THE MANUAL, in all good bookshops 

and Transit vans from 23/11.


SCHEDULED

WORKS

THE DOG DAYS ARE UPON US. 


AUGUST

K-VISION IS LOOSE AT THE BANDCAMP 

AND BALI IS HOSTING MUMULAND. 


SEPTEMBER 

THE K-WALKER CONTINUES TO EXPLORE 

THE BEGINNINGS OF THE EKUATOR. 


OCTOBER

CHILL OUT WITH KING BOY D 


NOVEMBER

THE MANUAL COMING ALONG NICELY. 


DECEMBER

THE KRISTMAS KAROL KONCERT HAS FOUND 

THE PERFECT VILLAGE HALL. 


2025

THE ELEKTIONS


MEANWHILE

THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN 

have jemmied open the filling cabinet 

and are currently pouring through 

THE ARKVIVE



MEANWHILE…

THE K-WALKER has turned his attention to THE EKUATOR.


MEANWHILE…

KLFRS-BALI prepares itself to welcome the world on August 23rd.

The evolution will be merchandised.


MEANWHILE…

THE KLMB continues to whistle ALL ON THE LINE around the office. 

POWER ON


An Old Straight Track for those that would rather Jack.

The Re-Ignition of THE K-LINE has begun.

Hollow way to a hallowed way

Followed way to a motorway.

Borrowed way to a tomorrow way.

A Roman/no man road like no other.


THE K-LINE is now accepting coach parties and Blue Peter badges.


THE K-LINE IS THE OFFICIAL ENERGY SUPPLIER 

TO THE 2323 WORLD TOUR.

THERE NOW FOLLOWS,

 A MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS, 

THE KLMB. 

GATHER

THE K-LINE EXISTS. 

OF THAT THERE IS NO DOUBT. 

BUT A QUESTION REMAINS. 

WHAT’S IT ALL ABOUT?


There are some who believe THE K-LINE to have originated far back, in the mists of time. 

There are others that suggest it is a mass premonition, experienced by the gifted and the cursed, of the multi-socket extension cable powering THE 2323 WORLD TOUR. 

And there are others still, who dismiss it as neo-historical weirdness. 


Answers will be sought in the days following the Summer Solstice across the streets of Liverpool and London. 

A meeting of minds 180 miles and 300 years apart. 


Bring us your sturdy boots, your open hearts and minds, as we consider not just what THE K-LINE is, but what THE K-LINE could be.

 

Listen now, as the winds die down, 

to the footsteps of THE K-WALKER. 

He is coming and he wants answers. 


THE K-LINE has no ends. 

Only beginnings. 

History is waiting. 

The future is impatient. 

Dissect the past. 

Desecrate the future. 

The choice is yours. 

We are nothing without The Society. 


Attendance is free. 

Sign up is mandatory. 

Marching orders pending. 


THE EXCAVATION WILL BE MERCHANDISED

180 mile long sculptures

in space and time

don't unearth themselves.

Dress kodes are important.

Klick and kollect.

Meanwhile, THE K-WALKER walks THE LINE.

Join him, and other like minded sculpturers

in space and time, in Coventry on Saturday.

All the clubs have been closed down

but McDonalds is open and ready

for your order.

BIG MAC AND FRIES

BIG MAC AND FRIES

BIG MAC AND FRIES

BIG MAC AND FRIES

BIG MAC AND FIRES

The barn door has closed on

THE K-VISION SONG CONTEST.

All will be revealed on

23-06-24


TIME MARCHES ON

Spring has sprung.

The March Hare’s grip on reality is tenuous at best.

The Depository has wintered in a shipping container.

Kolin The Katerpillar has seen better days.

THE KLINIC is a pop-up katastrophe waiting to happen.


A 180 mile long sculpture in time & space is waiting to be unearthed.

The Time Of The Line is upon us.

Get up, get out, get involved.

Get your walking boots muddy and power the future.

ALL ON THE LINE is around the korner.

If you have something to offer, komplete a KONTRACT OF INTENT. 

ON THE LINE

What the fuuk is going on?

Well actually, there’s a fuuk of a lot going on.


THE K-LINE is being tagged.

THE K-LINE is being traversed.

THE K-VISION SONG KONTEST has entrants.

THE K-VISION SONG KONTEST will en-trance.

Snippets have appeared on the usual platforms.


Members Of The Society are looking to kongregate 

and we will amplify any requests for like-minded folk in your area.

Georgia, you are on our mind.


MAKE KONTACT and we will help you to MAKE KONTACT.


The Otherman



K-VISION


The steering committee of The K-LINE MARKETING BOARD (KLMB) have been in touch with a proposal. They need to promote their new enterprise and they have come cap in hand to The KLFRS.


They are looking for a song. Or two. Or twenty-three.


The lyrics are written and non-negotiable.

The acceptable bpm range is 120-130.

Track length range is 2m23s to 23m23s.


So here it is, The K-VISION SONG KONTEST.

Where everyone is a winner.

And null points for no one.


Deadline for submission is 23/04/24.

Submissions should be made through the usual channels.

Dropbox, WeTransfer, Karrier Krow, Whatever.

Submissions will be made available to the world from 23/06/24.




Lyrics


In the year 23AD

A Roman centurion by the name of Linea Insidiator

Stumbled across an Ancient spring

And discovered The K-Line…


Stockwell

Larkhall

The Beni…o


Down Jeffreys Road

To Batter…sea


Chelsea

Knightsbridge

The Serpentine


Kensington

Gardens

Maida…Hill


Willesden

Neasden

Fryent…Park


Bushey

Watford

The Grim Up North Bridge


Aldbury

Pitstone

Stewkley

Wing


Silverstone

Racetrack

The Tuning Fork Tree


They’re all on the line

They’re all on the line


Blakesley

Bidbury

Covent…Tree


Kingsbury

Yarnfield

Madeley

Crewe


The Metka

Protos

Facili…tee


Powering The Future

By The River

Mersey


They’re all on the line

They’re all on the line


Liverpool’s

Old Airport

Garston

Speke


Cressington

Aigburth

Sefton…Park


Madryn

Toxteth

Ringo…23


Tony’s

Pound Shop

The 99s on me


The Georgian

Quarter

Cathedral

Of St James


Hope Street

Seel Street

The Big Black…E


Chinatown

The Cavern

Matthew…Street


Powering The Future

They’re all on the line


They’re all on the line (repeat to fade)


BLACK ‘N’ RED

THE TILLERMAN IS DEAD.

RED ‘N BLACK

THE OTHERMAN IS BACK.

BLACK ‘N’ RED

IT NEEDS TO BE SAID.

RED ‘N’ BLACK

NO MORE LOOKING BACK.


NEW FOR 2024.

A 300 YEAR PLAN.

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