THE STRAIGHT AND
THE NARROW
So I was walking down the street the other day,
you know, by the place by the thing,
and in an empty shop window I saw a sign that said
EARLY ADOPTER APPLY NOW.
So I applied and it gave me a whole new direction.
All that was required was 23 seconds of my time.
Meanwhile, if you can lay your hands on
12 traffic cones and a jigsaw,
ROCKMAN ROCK has a project for you.
THE MANUAL is all but kompletly pre-ordered.
If any copies remain they can be claimed here.
200 pages of illuminated instruction.
Second edition would be konsiderably smaller.
Answers to every question,
just not neccessarily in the right order.
SOUNDING THE K-LINE
Get in line now, get in line now
Stay in time with the rhythm and rhyme
Get around town, get around town
Where the people look good, where the music is loud
Get around town, no need to stand proud
Add your voice to the sound of the crowd
THE K-LINE has been K-WALKED.
The Old Straight Track has been unearthed and charged.
The SOUNDING OF THE K-LINE is step two of a
twelve-step and 300 year plan.
The SOUNDING OF THE K-LINE across the River Thames and the River Mersey are to be considered as a priority.
A SOUNDING occurs when a VOCAL TAG is passed along
THE K-LINE between two or more places.
Submissions require GPS coordinates from each location
along THE K-LINE. They will be added to THE MAP.
Participants may take up THE SOUNDING BATON
by starting at a previous SOUNDING location.
It has been suggested that an early morning sounding from TRANCENTRAL to BATTERSEA K-LINE POWER STATION would require a team of five SOUNDERS spaced 230 metres apart.
It is respectfully demanded that the streets of LIVERPOOL and BIRKENHEAD resonate with THE SOUNDING OF THE K-LINE on the weekend around November 23rd 2024.
THE K-LINE is the Official Energy Supplier to
The KLF 2323 World Tour.
More will be revealed in THE MANUAL, in all good bookshops
and Transit vans from 23/11.
SCHEDULED
WORKS
THE DOG DAYS ARE UPON US.
AUGUST
K-VISION IS LOOSE AT THE BANDCAMP
AND BALI IS HOSTING MUMULAND.
SEPTEMBER
THE K-WALKER CONTINUES TO EXPLORE
THE BEGINNINGS OF THE EKUATOR.
OCTOBER
CHILL OUT WITH KING BOY D
NOVEMBER
THE MANUAL COMING ALONG NICELY.
DECEMBER
THE KRISTMAS KAROL KONCERT HAS FOUND
THE PERFECT VILLAGE HALL.
2025
THE ELEKTIONS
MEANWHILE…
THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN
have jemmied open the filling cabinet
and are currently pouring through
THE ARKVIVE
MEANWHILE…
THE K-WALKER has turned his attention to THE EKUATOR.
MEANWHILE…
KLFRS-BALI prepares itself to welcome the world on August 23rd.
The evolution will be merchandised.
MEANWHILE…
THE KLMB continues to whistle ALL ON THE LINE around the office.
POWER ON
An Old Straight Track for those that would rather Jack.
The Re-Ignition of THE K-LINE has begun.
Hollow way to a hallowed way
Followed way to a motorway.
Borrowed way to a tomorrow way.
A Roman/no man road like no other.
THE K-LINE is now accepting coach parties and Blue Peter badges.
THE K-LINE IS THE OFFICIAL ENERGY SUPPLIER
TO THE 2323 WORLD TOUR.
THERE NOW FOLLOWS,
A MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS,
THE KLMB.
GATHER
THE K-LINE EXISTS.
OF THAT THERE IS NO DOUBT.
BUT A QUESTION REMAINS.
WHAT’S IT ALL ABOUT?
There are some who believe THE K-LINE to have originated far back, in the mists of time.
There are others that suggest it is a mass premonition, experienced by the gifted and the cursed, of the multi-socket extension cable powering THE 2323 WORLD TOUR.
And there are others still, who dismiss it as neo-historical weirdness.
Answers will be sought in the days following the Summer Solstice across the streets of Liverpool and London.
A meeting of minds 180 miles and 300 years apart.
Bring us your sturdy boots, your open hearts and minds, as we consider not just what THE K-LINE is, but what THE K-LINE could be.
Listen now, as the winds die down,
to the footsteps of THE K-WALKER.
He is coming and he wants answers.
THE K-LINE has no ends.
Only beginnings.
History is waiting.
The future is impatient.
Dissect the past.
Desecrate the future.
The choice is yours.
We are nothing without The Society.
Attendance is free.
Sign up is mandatory.
Marching orders pending.
THE EXCAVATION WILL BE MERCHANDISED
180 mile long sculptures
in space and time
don't unearth themselves.
Dress kodes are important.
Klick and kollect.
Meanwhile, THE K-WALKER walks THE LINE.
Join him, and other like minded sculpturers
in space and time, in Coventry on Saturday.
All the clubs have been closed down
but McDonalds is open and ready
for your order.
BIG MAC AND FRIES
BIG MAC AND FRIES
BIG MAC AND FRIES
BIG MAC AND FRIES
BIG MAC AND FIRES
The barn door has closed on
THE K-VISION SONG CONTEST.
All will be revealed on
23-06-24
TIME MARCHES ON
Spring has sprung.
The March Hare’s grip on reality is tenuous at best.
The Depository has wintered in a shipping container.
Kolin The Katerpillar has seen better days.
THE KLINIC is a pop-up katastrophe waiting to happen.
A 180 mile long sculpture in time & space is waiting to be unearthed.
The Time Of The Line is upon us.
Get up, get out, get involved.
Get your walking boots muddy and power the future.
ALL ON THE LINE is around the korner.
If you have something to offer, komplete a KONTRACT OF INTENT.
ON THE LINE
What the fuuk is going on?
Well actually, there’s a fuuk of a lot going on.
THE K-LINE is being tagged.
THE K-LINE is being traversed.
THE K-VISION SONG KONTEST has entrants.
THE K-VISION SONG KONTEST will en-trance.
Snippets have appeared on the usual platforms.
Members Of The Society are looking to kongregate
and we will amplify any requests for like-minded folk in your area.
Georgia, you are on our mind.
MAKE KONTACT and we will help you to MAKE KONTACT.
The Otherman
K-VISION
The steering committee of The K-LINE MARKETING BOARD (KLMB) have been in touch with a proposal. They need to promote their new enterprise and they have come cap in hand to The KLFRS.
They are looking for a song. Or two. Or twenty-three.
The lyrics are written and non-negotiable.
The acceptable bpm range is 120-130.
Track length range is 2m23s to 23m23s.
So here it is, The K-VISION SONG KONTEST.
Where everyone is a winner.
And null points for no one.
Deadline for submission is 23/04/24.
Submissions should be made through the usual channels.
Dropbox, WeTransfer, Karrier Krow, Whatever.
Submissions will be made available to the world from 23/06/24.
Lyrics
In the year 23AD
A Roman centurion by the name of Linea Insidiator
Stumbled across an Ancient spring
And discovered The K-Line…
Stockwell
Larkhall
The Beni…o
Down Jeffreys Road
To Batter…sea
Chelsea
Knightsbridge
The Serpentine
Kensington
Gardens
Maida…Hill
Willesden
Neasden
Fryent…Park
Bushey
Watford
The Grim Up North Bridge
Aldbury
Pitstone
Stewkley
Wing
Silverstone
Racetrack
The Tuning Fork Tree
They’re all on the line
They’re all on the line
Blakesley
Bidbury
Covent…Tree
Kingsbury
Yarnfield
Madeley
Crewe
The Metka
Protos
Facili…tee
Powering The Future
By The River
Mersey
They’re all on the line
They’re all on the line
Liverpool’s
Old Airport
Garston
Speke
Cressington
Aigburth
Sefton…Park
Madryn
Toxteth
Ringo…23
Tony’s
Pound Shop
The 99s on me
The Georgian
Quarter
Cathedral
Of St James
Hope Street
Seel Street
The Big Black…E
Chinatown
The Cavern
Matthew…Street
Powering The Future
They’re all on the line
They’re all on the line (repeat to fade)
BLACK ‘N’ RED
THE TILLERMAN IS DEAD.
RED ‘N BLACK
THE OTHERMAN IS BACK.
BLACK ‘N’ RED
IT NEEDS TO BE SAID.
RED ‘N’ BLACK
NO MORE LOOKING BACK.
NEW FOR 2024.
A 300 YEAR PLAN.
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